• your tag is showing on your hat, 15.99 huh

    your tag is showing on your hat, 15.99 huh

    (Source: hopeydopey526)

    • My dad just told me I'm now required to eat one banana a day because I need potassium in my life, even if I dont want a banana
    • Also he's on his way to google this, but he just told me regular milk and soy milk is just the same thing, the cows are just fed a healthier diet
    • Omfg
    • Lol yesterday I took my car through a $15 var wash and it looks so good, tires shined, inside was vaccumed.
    • But.
    • ...
    • I found out my window leaks and so does the passenger floorboard
    • : l

  • unclefather:

    Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

    (via monica-geller)

  • hopeydopey526:

    spaceexp:

    Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE

  • hopeydopey526:

    Wouldn’t be opposed

    (Source: gemianrhapsody)

  • coolben94:

    Dear past self,

    When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

    From,
    Ben (that’s you)

    (via monica-geller)

  • foxnewsofficial:

    i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

    (via sampire)

  • likeevers:

    i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

    (via sampire)

  • juilan:

    Because a piece of gum told me to

    (via monica-geller)

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